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I'm Elyse, I'm incorrigible. I post many things from porn to my love of Michael Fassbender to my dogson to my rats to conversations with my best friend. Tumblr is my favorite website next to redtube. I rant and I rave here, but don't let that scare you off.

These are the chronicles of a madman.
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    @ussawesome

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    Posted 5 hours ago With 0 notes

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    DEAR YAHOO

    special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

    stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

    As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

    One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

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    Posted 5 hours ago With 4,655 notes

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    fucknobadtattoos:

This girl that I went to high school with posted this picture of her mom’s tattoos on instagram, and I am honestly at a loss for words on this one.
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    fucknobadtattoos:

    This girl that I went to high school with posted this picture of her mom’s tattoos on instagram, and I am honestly at a loss for words on this one.

    Submitted by sabordelsol

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    indyfalcon:

    Dude. SPRING BREAK!

    eating while high is still amazeballs

    Posted 6 hours ago With 2 notes

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    panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

    panic-at-the-dildos:

    IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

    Tagged: #wink 182