May 2012
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I want your love And I want your avenge
labish:
I have no regrets making this
sexyhotmilfs:
uggbootsandgayporn:
so she pissed in this mans house and kidnapped this little white bitch………….okay i c u qurl
best part
and people keep walking around i am freaking out so bad
ugh diego threw up i hate this i want to throw up too
i’m just not taking him backi n the park
i’ll just man up and walk around with him instead and avoid all the apartments he has trouble with because it’s our fault and we suck as mammals and just ugh
i’m really upset i keep pinching myself and i can’t stop
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the zombie apocalypse moves north →
froghat:
hulkcatch:
“A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.”
captainrenner:
RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
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How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
assvenger:
hxcfairy:
I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black Widow: 33:35....
so diego was in the dog park and this guy was walking his dog right next to it and they were barking at each other on the way down but at the end of the fence, he let his dog get closer and they snapped at each other and diego bit his dog so he asked me where i lived and said he was going to talk to the manager but the office is closed
i’m really stressed out about this situation and...
okay i’m gonna do dishes and shower and walk diego
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
kaleb your mom’s probably hotter than mine
oh GUYS i found a RABBIT in my mom’s DRAWER
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if i saw michael fassbender and my mom doing it i would probably off myself
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uggbootsandgayporn replied to your photo
H8 U
so qt right
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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox.
A compliment
A story
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me
KALEB HAVE YOU WATCHED SHAME YET?!
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emily did i tell you i tried to watch drive
just had two burgers and an assload of chips i need to work out again that’s what i’ll do
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starkists replied to your post: help watching fish tank
AHH that’s in my queue to watch
watch it!!
I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR MOTHER'S. YOU DANCE LIKE A...
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uggbootsandgayporn replied to your post: help watching fish tank
is this a movie or a legit fish tank
it’s legit and it’s on netflix rn
fuckchrisevans replied to your post: help watching fish tank
ohsneilgnslnetgiown3egtionw3egtionw3e thats such a good movie
I KNOW RIGHT i lvoe it
help mom won't watch with me
help watching fish tank
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill