March 2012
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scared diego’s gonna eat shelby blog
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HOW LONG TIL FRIDAY
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to take a drink and hits his front teeth with the glass.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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Watchuggbootsandgayporn:
yas
in case yall missed it
dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:
face-down-asgard-up:
I hope Rick Santorum gets a new desk and that he bangs his left knee into the drawer side every time he swivels his chair
I hope he pours himself a big ol bowl of Cheerios and then he goes to the fridge and he is out of milk but he’s already late and has to eat them dry, seasoned only with his own sadness
#not even honey nut cheerios...
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daniellaughingalonewithlaudanum:
I hope Rick Santorum becomes mpreg.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
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everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
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Watchuggbootsandgayporn:
yas
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February 2012
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Watchpenis-pirate:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
Gingers are scary.
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